I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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