I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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