Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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