I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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