it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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