i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
