This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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