I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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