It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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