Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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