Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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