I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
