I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
