Buhtt sex?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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