yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
