All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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