I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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