just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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