You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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