We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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