Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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