she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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