whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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