Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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