I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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