Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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