I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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