I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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