Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
