we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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