What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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