Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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