Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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