Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
