isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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