She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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