Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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