Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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