Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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