Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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