On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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