dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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