When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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