There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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