Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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