normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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