it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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