Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
