I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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