Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i came on her dog
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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