I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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