hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You're so nebulous sometimes
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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