I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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