I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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