why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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